I hate it when you go to these functions where you don't know 90% of the people. Sure I could hang around with family, chat a little with uncles and aunties whom I only speak to about 2 times a year ? Otherwise what do I do ? mingle with strangers?, wouldn't be that weird if I could find someone my age. or , I could just be the fun guy around kids. kids are easy to entertain, but as wedding nights go on past their bed time, they just want to lie on mommy's lap.
Otherwise I could try to chat up the pretty waitress. There's gotta be one, every hotel you go has to have a pretty waitress, its just statistics. She looks pretty young too but she's working, rushing up and down the isle. There's also a factor of trying to pick up a girl in front of your parents, (not cool)
It was difficult, but in all boredom and booze, i plotted to get this girl's phone number. Plotted is the key, cause I never acted. Had but 1 chance when I got up from my seat and our paths crossed. She was walking way to fast, I muttered a weak 'hello' which was drowned out by the music. The setting just wasn't right. She was working really busy, I stuck out like a sore thumb and was no where in the 'confidence zone' It could never happen. besides she never looked at me even once.
still as I think back, it could've been so easy. all I had to do was, well I can't go into details. It's the past, past always seem easy.
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