a) wait for the green man to come on
b) make your way across the road safely (it's a small 1 lane road)
c) stare blankly and forget what you're doing
Now you probably chose b).. So you make your way across and continue walking towards your destination. Some 50 meters away, you are stopped by the traffic police. 'hi sir, may I see your IC'
a) you flip him off and make a run for it shouting out ' I hate cops! '
b) you comply and obediently hand over your IC wondering what could this be about
c) you violently object and eventually get yourself arrested
Since Sg folks are generally known to be law abiding, I assumed you chose b) so...
Now that he's got your IC and is taking down your particular. He explains. did you know you crossed when it was a red light. For 1st time offenders there will be a $20 fine, subsequently the fine will increase, it will be mailed to you. You react by..
a) snatching his clip board and making a run for it, destroying all the recorded ic numbers.
b) taking back your IC and walking away in shame and defeat. and eventually go on to pay the fine online..
c) snatching his clip board and trying to make a run for it but tripped and fell over in shame and defeat 5 feet into your escape.
Now I had 3 chances to be a).. to be awesome or lame in the 1st case (who bothers waiting for the green light when there're no cars!)
but Instead I was b).. A big fat B..
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